By Me!

Yay! A page with an index of stuff by me, and not owned by anybody else unless otherwise stated, in which case it shouldn't be in this section anyway. This will (most likely) include poems and stories which I have written previously, but only if I think they're good enough, so probably not much will end up on here, because I tend to be overly critical of my work. At any rate, some of my work will end up here, and if you ever use it (I don't know why you would either), please tell that I wrote it! If you search around on this site, you can find my name. Because if you don't tell that I wrote it, then you're cheating and plaigerising (however you spell that) and being just plain mean! And I could possibly sue you if I ever found out. So I wouldn't reccomend it.

Disclaimer: Wait a sec! Everything belongs to me! I don't need one of these! I think I've been reading too much fanfiction.

Poems

Ducky: A poem. Three guesses as to what it's about, and the first two don't count! Read it. Now.

Before You Eat...: Another poem. Really cute, written for an English assignment, posted for its cuteness. It's meant to help little kids remember how to set the table. I'm not really sure how well it'd work, seeing as I wrote it, but... ::shrugs::

Blechy Cough Syrup: A poem about the blechy cough syrup I must take because I'm sick. X-b Written spur of the moment 11/28/03. I was...inspired? by the blechy cough syrup itself.

Stories

Princess and the Pea: It's a retelling of the Brothers Grimm version, from the princess's pov. Yeah.

Promises: Short story about a girl who goes camping w/ her family and ends up w/ a new... um... pet? Just read it. I might edit it to make it better, but who knows. Posted 12/12/03

Revolt of the Garbage Cans: This story appeared randomly in my head one day at lunch, fully formed. It was... odd, to say the least. Suddenly I've written (well, I hadn't actually written it yet, but the whole plot was present) a whole story with almost no effort. I have the oddest muses... Posted 2/27/04